By The Time I Wake Up

redgrieve:

bbbambi:

Whatcha thinking about, Bane?

genocide, the nature of pain, boys ~*~*~*
dreamwurks:

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

More importantly why didn’t you say ‘my time has cum’

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

lrony:

lrony:

i was occasionally irritated by the hetalia fandom on tumblr but then i saw the deviantart fandom and lemme tell ya our community here is next to fucking perfect

image

very sugoi

souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

sadsexypotato:

*fills a coconut with shower gel*

aesthetic

puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.