By The Time I Wake Up

vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

ostracizedpoodle:

Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan

sandvviches:

my dad just got a goat
pandaclaat:

notyourpunchline:

sheepyichigo:

valentinevar:

lameotaku:

hir-oomi:



Yo, guys. If you aren’t on IMVU yet, you’re missing out on life to be honest.
Given how hilarious this is, I’m surprised everyone on Tumblr isn’t on here yet.
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theres snk

heck we got shrek

we got the crew

pls make an imvu accont today

ive been on imvu for like 4 fucking years it’s the bomb digging ok

Dead ass, it’s addicting man..I’ve had an account for like 5 years: BubePunk :c

wtf. People are on IMVU? I thought only losers like me were on it. wat.

Does Second Life not run on your comp? GET IMVU ITS THE CLOSEST THING BUT USES LESS MEMORY OR WHATEVER

I was on it in 2006 and stopped because no one cool was on it then

I tried to use IMVU back in like beta on the family PC. It couldn’t handle all the IMVU swegg. I see I’ve been missing out.
mayor-jasmine:

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

is this animal crossing

tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

arise-chicken:

intellectualbadarse:

HOLY SHIT SIGNAL BOOST

OKAY OKAY OKAY so you know how certain men are SCARED of testicular cancer checks??? Having a stranger grab their balls? They could do this instead!!!
destinyl8r:

this guy is on a completely different level…